News For 2010-09-09

GASP. I am SHOCKED.

After you've properly recovered from the comic, be sure to remember the July edition of "Make-John's-Car-Payment-o-Thon 2009." If you click the donation button next to the comic and toss me five or more dollars before July 31st, I'll send you an exclusive short story next month. This story will be available nowhere (and noWHEN) else, so act now!

Thus endeth my infomercial. Also of note - don't forget to stop by Keenspot's booth and say hi if you're in San Diego next week. Comic-Con is nigh!